let there be light
much to my dismay, it has been announced that HEROES will not return until the fall. the exact date is monday, sept. 7. to save you the math, that’s 161 days from now. ponder this: i may not even be ALIVE in 161 days. in fact, none of us may be alive that long.
on the “bright” side, NBC has ordered 25 episodes instead of the usual 22. based on my perousal of various other blogs and heroes news sites, this is supposed to please us. but as far as bright sides go, this is pretty dim. i mean, come on: the second season ended after only the eleventh episode. thus, my calculator watch informs me that we were cheated of exactly 11 episodes. so instead of 25, NBC should have ordered 33. maybe i should bring this to their attention, as i’m sure the executives who order the episodes opt for wearing “classy” watches which lack certain numerical functioning.
i do apologize for my obscene absence. after heroes went off the air i fell into a terrible depression. i withdrew from the world. i drank a lot. these were dark times for me. then a certain joshua g turned me on to the greatness that is…
battlestar galactica. as a result, i still drank a lot and i was still withdrawn from the world, but i now had a reason to go on living. btw: i also found a possible contender for the “most likely to make me gay” flying man award:
yeah but jamie bamber is a total limey
by most likely to “make you gay” you mean “most likely to expose your glaring gayness”